Paul is a conceited jerk. -Anonymous

Paul is one of the best men I know. He’s kind and actually cares, and I’m 100% sure he’s a better person than you’ll ever be anon. 

Paul is a conceited jerk. -Anonymous

Paul is one of the best men I know. He’s kind and actually cares, and I’m 100% sure he’s a better person than you’ll ever be anon. 

ciaoramirez:

Ooh can we have some red wine and relax in the hot tub? That sounds heavenly. That chef is amazing. I always gain about fifty pounds whenever I eat his meals. Can we hire him on set as well? Kate is so adorable. Is that where you get it from? Agreed. Besides little Luke of course. Gotta keep in mind my little man. That is the best way to put it honestly. But you gotta love her anyway. Hard candy shell with the soft liquid center. You are very right! Ugh Shonda likes to torture us. That’s the only explanation.

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You want to get in a hot tub when its like ninety degrees outside? How is that logical, Sara? He is amazing, we’ve had him since I can remember. You do not, if anyone has gained weight its definitely me, I’m so fat. You don’t like our caterer on set? Me neither. He can be such an ass sometimes. Kate is insane, and yes I got that from her too. He’s going to be such a great man one day, I can just tell, I love him to pieces.  Ew don’t describe Shonda as a piece of candy, Sara. That’s just… No. 

  • @msleamichele: i cry because it's definitively my boo, @SaraRamirez's birthday today! Sorry we can't be thirty-eight together!
  • @SaraRamirez: @msleamichele Shhhh. Didn't you hear I'm only twenty-eight? ;-)
  • @JessicaCapshaw: @msleamichele @SaraRamirez and I'm only twenty seven.

ciaoramirez:

Correct me if I’m wrong, sweetie, but don’t your parents have a pool? I would love that! I miss the Capshaw-Spielberg clan. They are my extended family, duh. Justin is such a goof sometimes but you gotta love him. I swear I won’t. It’ll be our dirty little secret. Shonda is a scary woman. No thank you. Hell yeah we do. Queens of LA, no doubt. Happy Arizona and happy Callie for the win. Can they come back now, please?

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They have a pool, a hot tub, and a whole beach stretch! I’m sure we’ve got some great food to offer too because the chef always cooks so much and the leftovers could feed an army. That is if the birthday cake didn’t fill you up. Also, prepare for tipsy Kate because she loves to drink a little too much red wine on Saturdays. He is! Justin is definitely the best guy I know. Shonda is Bailey, Bailey is Shonda. Hardcore but soft on the inside. Princesses of LA. We all know that Kate and Steven are the Queen and King. I know! It seems like we take one step forward and a million steps back with them. 

ciaoramirez:

Only if you come with me for a night swim. Deal? I can even swing by and pick you up so I can say hello to your father and give him a big kiss on the cheek. Yes! Will Justin want to see that? Who cares we run shit anyway. We seriously do. I miss making out and cuddling with you every day. Fighting is no fun. You do? Aw finally!

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A night swim? For the freakin’ sharks to eat me? I told you I was never swimming in the ocean again since I saw shark week. You can come with me to my mom’s though and hang out with the old woman and myself and the kiddies! I don’t know, but he’ll probably invite himself anyways, you know Justin. You can’t breathe a word to Patrick or Jesse, I’m pretty sure they’ll tattle tale on us and we’ll have to face Shonda’s wrath. We run this town, yep, that’s why our characters have been put through hell and back. I miss playing a happy Arizona. 

ciaoramirez:

The Capshaws are welcome at my place anytime! Luke is my little man. We always have so much fun when he comes over. Maybe I’ll stop by later tonight and share my leftover cake with him? Would he like that? Let’s sneak out and see a movie tomorrow! I’ll buy the popcorn if you buy the cookie dough bites. Pweeeeease? No couple or friends have anything on us, babe. Of course I did. Hilarie’s hot.

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He’s at my parents, so direct yourself to the Spielberg mansion and you’ll find him. Not too much cake because he’ll stay up all night and then keep his sisters and mother up. Of course! Can we go see that new movie with Hugh Jackman? We seriously need to get Calzona back to their happy place, I’m having withdrawals. Good! And I forgive you for cutting off my leg, for real this time though.

ciaoramirez:

You’re so strong for keeping a brave face through that. Anytime you need someone to come and help you with the kids or anything, I’m here. I think I should! Where do you two go anyway? This is why you’re my best friend, angel.

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Just doing what I can, you know? Actually, Luke has been asking about you lately! He’d probably love to spend a day and a night with you. He’s always asking to come on set with me to see the cast but its difficult to plan days where he can be on set so I can watch him and also he has gone back to school. Well, we’ve visited the Glee set once or twice, but now we really just leave to go eat and catch movies. Shonda never knows we’re gone. Duh, the best on-screen wives ever and off-screen friends! Have you forgiven my infidelity yet? 

ciaoramirez:

I know! Shonda keeps us so busy and then you have your precious littles ones to keep up with. Life is so hectic! I’m glad we got to do it though. I miss my one on one time with you. Thank you, beautiful.

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Not to mention my dad and everything. That’s why you need to start sneaking off set with Justin and I! Come on, I know there is a rebel in you somewhere Sara. I miss it too. You’re welcome! And its like I could not have taken you out for your birthday, it was a definite must. 

ciaoramirez:

Well duh. You were the highlight.

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It was fun. We need nights out more, I miss it! And also celebrating you turning twenty eight, Happy Birthday again. 

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